And if you ride, you get praise 
    
    It may be before the season 
    But it's not for us to reason
    The need to be out and play
    Alongside a snowy sleigh 
    A short ride on a warm day will be ok
    You might even shout out "Hooray!"
    
    As you conquer the open road 
    And have a story that can be told 
    We strive to come up with advice we can provide 
    But we hope you enjoy your ride 
    
    And credit us for this poem, so
    The biking world will show 
    That we are in the know 
    When you reach a new plateau 
    
    We will have more to say in April
    When we plan to be more wakeful